Monday, March 30, 2009

What I Will Do If I Were in the Place of a Girlfriend Cheated On PART 2

Thank you to my good friend, I have decided to give peace a chance and let doubt rather than certainty on "stuff" win. Anyway, I have decided to write a Part 2 of my previous blog entry because the first one was just a letter i will purportedly write to a man who cheats on me. This time, I will reveal what I will do- DO. Have fun imagining!

1. Of course, I will have to let the guy ADMIT it. No matter what it takes to make him. I'll probably invite him for an innocent dinner, then I'll press the issue until he is left with no other choice but to say "YES, I AM CHEATING ON YOU". then, I'll smile the sweetest smile and hand to him his favorite drink which he doesnt know contains benzene. Short-term exposure to high levels of benzene can cause drowsiness, dizziness, unconsciousness, and death. (Yeah, death. cheating men should die!) But since I am very kind, I'll make sure he suffers only the first three.

2. When he finally passes out, ofcourse i'll bring him to his place. Being the loving girlfriend,now ex, I'll clean him up. Yes, I'll clean him up and make sure that no stray hair is left on his entire body. Oh, his other woman would loveeeeee that!

3. Then, I'll go over his bitch's house and pay her a visit. She deserves that. After all, she chose to mess up with me, a very sane individual. When she opens her door, I'll poke her eyeballs until she looks like an anime character. Isn't that sweet?

4. But of course, i'll have to drive to their homes first before i'd be able to do that. And most probably, i'll change plans.

i'd just probably end up crying at home.

While the bitch and the @$$**** are having fun.

Saturday, March 14, 2009

Change - Why it is Exciting

As usual, I have gotten the energy to write a blog entry when I should be doing better things now, like reviewing for our final exams... I'll keep this short anyway.

It just came to me how people I love would change all of a sudden without warning me. I effin' want to change too as they slowly make their lives a little more farther from me, but it seems that I do not have that opportunity now. Maybe being with myself for a longer time would do the trick. I don't know. I just am not that sure.

When people change, I guess we should let them, and we should make sure that we are able to accept the things that go with that change, including changes in our own beliefs, our own understandings and our own priorities in life. I have yet to discover how to do exactly that with all the grace that I could possibly muster. And when I do, I pray that I'd be able to stick to it.

Change - Why it is Exciting

As usual, I have gotten the energy to write a blog entry when I should be doing better things now, like reviewing for our final exams... I'll keep this short anyway.

It just came to me how people I love would change all of a sudden without warning me. I effin' want to change too as they slowly make their lives a little more farther from me, but it seems that I do not have that opportunity now. Maybe being with myself for a longer time would do the trick. I don't know. I just am not that sure.

When people change, I guess we should let them, and we should make sure that we are able to accept the things that go with that change, including changes in our own beliefs, our own understandings and our own priorities in life. I have yet to discover how to do exactly that with all the grace that I could possibly muster. And when I do, I pray that I'd be able to stick to it.

Tuesday, March 10, 2009

If I Were in a Beauty Pageant

A while ago, while we were having a break from our Election Laws class, my classmates and I discussed a very related matter. We talked about the Bb. Pilipinas pageant Q&A.

As I was the only one who was able to watch the entire show, I told them whatever questions and answers that I was able to remember. For the sake of my fans as Miss Earth- Minerals, I shall be posting my "supposed" and "suggested" answers for the top three questions which were asked during that night.


1. Q: Do people think you're not intelligent just because you're beautiful?
A: Thank you for that question Sir. I had been, should I say, lucky?, that I've never gone through such a situation. I try to balance everything in my life, in the same way that I make sure that I am not just a pretty face. A witty and smart woman radiates beauty altogether, but a beautiful woman who is just caught up on things that will make her even more beautiful physically becomes a waste. Thank you and Good Evening.


2. Q: What is your favorite number and what is it's significance to your life?
A: Good Evening. My favorite number is 3 and it signifies the year 2003 when I graduated from highschool. I became exposed to the world of transition, of people who are trying to know and discover who they are while making the most that they could in order to ensure a good and bright future. It was in 2003 when I learned to let go of the selfishness of a kid in me and started to appreciate life and people, in the way that it deserves to be appreciated. Thank you.

This was my FAVORITE...

3. Q: If you were to choose a boyfriend for Flower, who would it be and why?
A: That is an EXTREMELY WISE question there Sir. First of all, Good Evening. Flower is such an important person for me, she has been my sister @ Law school for the past two years already and I want the best for her. So, if a man should come and love her romantically now, I just wish that it would be someone who'd never treat her wrong. Someone who would always make her feel like the most beautiful woman in the world... Thank you.

So there. You probably know now why I always look forward to the Q&A portion of beauty pageants. I love answering the questions, even if I am not correct.


Ano Ate Noreen, winner ba? hahaha!!

Overdose of Love

Yes. I probably have had too much of the love thing lately that lovesongs are continously [and against my will] playing on my mind as I write this entry. A while ago, while I was waiting for the jeepney which I was riding on to finally go after half an hour, this one song of a great singer [I'd rather not say the name, I am invoking my right against self-incrimination, haha!] just popped into my head.

I tried to fight it off with whatever rock and alternative songs that I could muster but no, they were persistently making their presence felt. The love songs continued...So here I am now, writing this while James Ingram's songs are making their way to my playlist.

Is this a side-effect of the thirst-inducing [for Adi], hunger-stimulating [that's for me] kilig story which I heard somewhere from someone?

UGH! Someone give me something for LOVESTORy overdose! hahahaha!!!

But then again, I'm loving it. After all, that's where I get all my youthful energy. hahaha!

So yeah, just BRING IT ON! hahaha!!!